<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#0066CC;font-size:25px;”>Helpful Resources:</p>
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need a Job:</p>
http://www.care.com
http://www.craigslist.com
http://meyerweb.com/other/humor/interview.html
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2TACss/lifehacker.com/5157794/top-10-tools-for-landing-a-better-job
“He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.” - Paddy O’Dea
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need a Laugh:</p>
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/253wzW/theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_vs_internet
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.”
—Elayne Boosler
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need Inspiration:</p>
http://www.eightprinciples.com/
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You want to Keep Track of Goals:</p>
http://www.43things.com (look up Tobi Uchiha)
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2vP065/www.futureme.org/ (this one is necessarily for goals, but I don’t know how else to categorise it, lolz)
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need some Life Advice:</p>
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifehack/10-simple-ways-to-save-yourself-from-messing-up-your-life.html/comment-page-5
“I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.”
—Lily Tomlin
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You’re Bored:</p>
http://www.stumbleupon.com
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2mMRd1/svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html
http://www.omegle.com/
http://erkie.github.com/
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8l7krX/whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/
http://www.shockwave.com/content/shuffle/sis/shuffle.swf
“I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them
above globes. They freak out and yell, ‘Whoa, I’m way too high!’ “
—Bruce Baum
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need Spiritual Help:</p>
http://www.mysteryplay.org/
http://www.godspeaks.com/intro.asp
http://www.meant4more.com/
http://www.iamsecond.com/
“Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.” - Jerry Garcia
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need to Recover:</p>
http://www.celebraterecovery.com.au/8principles.php
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You want to Chat with Fellow Help.comers:</p>
http://tinychat/oldhelpchat
http://www.jalexinteractive.com/phpfreechat-1.3/index.php
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You’re Tired of Email Spam:</p>
http://www.hidemyass.com/anonymous-email/
http://www.guerrillamail.com/
“Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.”
—Steven Wright
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You want Cool $ƴμ♭øʟ﹩:</p>
http://fsymbols.com/
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You want to be Smarter:</p>
http://www.cracked.com (Now I know how this site looks, but looks can be deceiving trust me it’s ligit, lolz)
“Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?”
—John Mendoza
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>If You Need Health Advice:</p>
http://www.findingbalance.com/
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” - Mark Twain
<p style=”font-family:arial;color:#088A08 ;font-size:17px;”>Just plain Cool:</p>
http://www.treasuretext.tubmlr.com
http://www.funzug.com/index.php/fashion-trends/most-beautiful-henna-colours.html
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1QozrH/www.mnn.com/lifestyle/pets-animals/stories/bizarre-sea-slug-is-half-plant-half-animal-0